Damned if you do!

Damned if you don't!

Lucifer's Lexicon: A Devil's-eye View of Life on Earth. Author: David Madison. Satirical/humorous dictionary in prose, poetry, and verse. Literary work of satire in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, wit, sarcasm, caricature, lampoon, rebuke, caustic remark, insult, scorn. Social commentary.